dreams

If you've just woken up and in need of a laugh click on this: http://users.bigpond.net.au/filmbuffs/ I thought it was hilarious.

But if you are still sleeping, then there is a good possibility that a) you're not reading this, and b) that you will have a dream of some sort. When I sleep, I remember I have dreams, the only thing is that I don't remember what they were about most of the time! Does anyone else have a problem like this? Or are you supposed to forget dreams because they are only dreams in the end.

I wish I could be in a dream for a while, and I do remember some dreams where I've had control over the situation and doing stuff in your dreams is really cool. You can do all the things that you wanted, like fly around like Superman except not wear those tights. You definitely don't want to see me in tights and spandex. But if you do I'll leave that to YOUR dream. And tell me too, because I've never met anyone that's wanted to.


Imagine all the other crazy stuff you could do if your dream lasted for ages. Living an entire lifetime in a dream would be awesome. Kind of like playing the Sims! You could be a teacher turning into a professor, or a doctor that retires and gets money by doing stuff on this technomagical machine that you put into your living room because you get to win it at the end of your Sims career.

I don't know how good I'd be at being a doctor though. Getting sued is a big probability, and I'm still dreaming! I'd have to be so careful, much more so that I am now being a graduate database administrator. Some of the stuff people tell me doesn't quite get translated correctly from the screen/or phone, through my eyes/ears and onto the keyboard that I'm typing on. *sigh* I would reply in apology saying that I've lost your money and I can't get it back!


Actually it doesn't really come to that. I then wake up and realise I'm still at work, and thankfully no one has been the wiser and noticed my snoring and drool all over my desk, hee hee hee... Only there's 6 messages on my phone and another 187 emails to be read, ah, reality slaps hard does it not.

And reality's not that bad. It's just nice to dream once in a while.


PS. Avoid sleeping and dreaming at work.

PPS. Don't use greater than and less than signs for emoticons on web based text editors because you lose your blog as it can't handle those characters!!