Quirky Jash's Top 10 Random Study Tips:

• #8696 - Attempting to study and play Xbox at the same time is not very good.
• #236 - If you have hayfever and study with your dog in the room, do not try to feed the dog the notebook pages you sneeze on. Dogs do bite.
• #47315 - Studying and driving IS bad for your health contrary to what other people say.
• #761 - Including text books in your breakfast omelette is tasty, but not the correct way to store knowledge inside you.
• #94 - Naming your text books does not give you better grades.
• #5108 - Take a break from your study once in a while. But remember to come back to it, which I forget most of the time.
• #786912 - It's not a nice sunny day outside. That is just a figment of your imagination.
• #149 - Searching eBay for fashion accesories does not constitute study.
• #5445 - One is lying to themselves if they say Instant Messaging facilities are productive tools for individual study.
  *jash has just given you a nudge*
  
• #16847 - Don't take forever to think of 10 things to put in your blog when you're at work pretending to study while pretending to also work.

Study, you say?

So I'm in the thick of action of exams again. Well exam, I kinda only have one... that I chose to do... for my own reasons.... I once thought that study was long gone and I was fancy free, but...

Getting back into the study stride is difficult. Being used to playing Xbox at night until the wee hours realising that you have to go to work 3 hours later is not the way to go when one should have delved into the books a couple of hours earlier.

And life without study is very nice because you go to work and come back. Then you go to work and come back. Then you leave all the worries of the day at work while you walk your dog, or figure out how to not get your dog scared of your massive camera. He's really scared of it you know. Barks and everything. He thinks the flash is lightning or something.

The weekends are also different. Gone is the mind set that I will get a good night's sleep on Friday and wake up refreshed on Saturday. You get home late on Friday, you wake up early on Saturday because your friggin' body clock is telling you to wake up at 7AM, and you watch cartoons again.

Cartoons on Channel 7 these days are weeeeird. How can kids watch these shows?! I mean the Disney cartoons are classic, but these new fangled ones are too radical. There could be better shows than a green alien kid with other aliens; stick to the good old ones and work from there I say.

There is just no more time to fit in all this study! Aghhhh! I mean one has to fit in the hours upon hours of Tom foolery and cheekyness that I get upto on MSN right? It also doesn't help that there are a select few that also want to procrastinate with you when those bells of instant messenging come a chimin'.

I'm trying to find a moral of the story here. Maybe it's that one shouldn't throw away countless hours of doing absolutely nothin, or maybe that one should just win the lottery and well, I wish I could win it...

Aww nuts...

Sometimes we try to do or take too many things at once, and at one time or another we can't keep it all to ourselves. We feel despair and are frustrated, but there's no need to be; you have two nuts and that's all anyone can hope for really...

Where I'm home

A wooden doll in a wooden place.

Nothing quite like having something warm, comforting and familar surrounding you. Maybe it's holding you back, but for now you quite like being in a place like this.

Watchu lookin' at?

pretty little flower

Nice and pink. Very pink. Almost bordering on fluorescent.

eBay item of the week

Title:
DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own
Stylish. Expensive. Very much a bad purchase for me.

Description:
You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I’m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can’t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

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Note to self: Don't buy leather pants to get with girl. Don't buy leather pants. Ever.