That time of year again

EB waves hello

So, since Quirky Jash has taken a hiatus this time of year, it will be me, "EB", doing the posting for a little while. It also seems that I will be resuming the position at the certain company that Quirky Jash works at.

I can say that the learning curve for learning Oracle Databases is quite steep. All this jargon that people talk, it is very strange. During my day at my work, all I do is eat carrots and find female bunnies to go hang out with, and hopefully get to know better (if you know what I mean). You know what they say about rabbits...

(They say they rabbits listen very well because they have big ears! I wonder what dirty things you were thinking about... rabbits aren't just objects you know.)

Getting those biscuits are a tad difficult...

It also comes to mind that it is quite hard to type on this keyboard. My paws can't quite type every letter, so I am afraid I will wear out Jash's backspace key. Sometimes I get jealous of the dextrous and nimble fingers that humans have. There's only so many ways you can eat a carrot when you can't chop it up. Although Jash gave me a juicer for my birthday that makes carrot juice verrrry nicely :)

Thanks Jash, you're the best.

EB attempting to wear out Jash's backspace key.

The life in Jasher's work building isn't so bad. When the ladies walk by, they like to pat my fur, the toilets are near his desk too, and there's this massive wheel that looks similar to the one in my house. They say I cannot run on it though, however they keep referring to this Ferris person. Apparently it's his wheel, so if I'm lucky maybe I can go run in it with Ferris some time.

Or I could bribe him with some chocolate...